Tired of your iPhone typing out duck when you really mean fuck? It's easy to fix. Just type out as many swears as possible and when it tries to correct it hit the little 'x'. Eventually your iPhone will learn to swear just like a real boy.
Just for fun, I've decided to set up an email for you to send your swearmail to. I figure I'll collect them and post the best. Send those swears to:
duckyou@duckingiphone.com
Thanks and have a nice ducking day.
From: A
Date: 8/18/08
Listen you fucking fucktard. This fucking shit has got to mutherfucking stop. Ive been fucking with your shit for brains autocorrect for shit tons of time and still you persist in being a stupid fuck.
So stop fucking up my shit and get it the fuck together or I swear to god I'm gonna drop you in the fucking toilet and never look back.
Go fuck yourself.
From: C
Date: 8/19/08
What a fucking pointless waste of time. I wonder how many shits I could take in the time I wasted typing this to you, you fucking arse wipe.
Thanks for making me look like a complete wanker and a bastard.
Motherfucker
From: B
Date: 8/20/08
Fuck this is fucking set shit what the shit the iPhone can fucking swear now ftw this website is dead already LOL nice try though
From: R
Date: 8/22/08
Fuck fuck fuck fucking fucking fucking shit shit shit cunt cock pussy penis fuck
Sent from my iPhone
From: J
Date: 8/28/08
I swear i've corrected my fucking phone 8000 fucking times and it never learns that I'm just a vulgar fuck. Please you fuckless fucking fuck of a fuck-born phone, fuck please don't ruin my impassioned vernacular with images of billed aquatic birds. Also, cunt (didn't even try on that one...misogynistic little shit)